February 2012
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college accomplishments
scholar: i got an a on my midterm paper!
sports player: we just made it to the play-offs!
theater kid: i got the lead in the spring musical!
me: i was moderately popular on the internet today!
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Mass Effect fans- What if...
Those space copies of Mass Effect 3 are never retrieved, and we all die and they somehow remain for the next civilization to find and study? Would we then be the Protheans? I’m okay with this.
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LET'S PLAY A GAME, YOU HORNY BASTARDS.
avangelineblue2012:
jzbby:
Describe your sex life with the title of a movie. GO.
Toy Story
Underworld Awakening ~ He awakens my underworld ;’D
Independence Day.
staringintospaceatmars replied to your post: 13 14 25
*Something I’m currently worrying about? When me and Tyler Jones are going to have sex and if I’m going to bust in 5 minutes from his pure sexiness. LOLWUT
OMG I know this is my second biggest problem ;)
heyshaeshae replied to your post: 13 14 25
Zombies, only motivation for running :)
Exactly! :D
sw00pingisbad asked: 18! :3
Anonymous asked: 13 14 25
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drakeith:
something-even-lighter-than-air:
saint-roku-university:
onehellofaslowbro:
YES, THE LADIES SURE LOVE SUCKING ON A ZUKO!
AND IT IS THE PERFECTO DRINK TO SERVE AT A FIESTA!
GET IT BEFORE IT’S ALL GONE!
WELL?? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? BUY IT PEASANT!!!
…HALLUCINATING, EXCESSIVE FACIAL HAIR GROWTH, DECREASE IN SEX DRIVE, DEFLATION OF BREASTS,...
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Shut the fuck up mom.